flowerchildish:

flowerchildish:

flowerchildish:

i get so stressed out when people text me β€œhey its ____” and i dont think i know a person with that name..?? bc maybe im just an awful person who forgets names (true) but i also dont remember giving anyone my number

update: a girl gave him the wrong number and now i feel bad for him :(

and now he is texting me again.

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via keep-smiling-stay-beautiful)

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:Β  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:Β  don’t worry, I just said β€œhello”.Β  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like β€œis that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

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