radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like β€œis that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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